mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: matthewcodymoore)

badyafiction:

somethinghorrible:

why does nobody ever talk about the media’s fetishization of lesbianism like why do people only get mad when gay dudes get fetishized 

#thank you #grown men have been fetishizing lesbians for decades but as soon as teenage girls start fetishizing gay dudes the world explodes

(Source: varldslighet)